Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 29, 2021

Bear with me on this. Ursine on the dotted line.

See? We bears are professionals who care about your safetynans well being. Okay, quietly gimme all your food now.

Your next of kin will be my next meal when they come for your bones.

Bear: also in the last 14 days have you or anyone else tested positive for…..

sounds legit

The bearocracy these days has reached an absurd level.

Liberal Nazi would sign it and continue.

I see trouble a-bruin

Now we have Rubin bears to add to to Wiley bears.

Next of kin …. in case of a need for dessert?

where’s your bells!

I enjoy backcountry camping and this year the bears have been a bit more active than normal. I went alone 2 weeks ago & decided to change my venue in part because of the local bear warning, given by humans, not the bears themselves. If the bears gave warnings to sleepy campers I may have still gone! ;)