Close to Home by John McPherson for February 21, 2021

Bleeb and Dalcon have something to do with this. Doo-doo occurs.

Bleeb Calder to ask whether he could go mobile to escape Dalcon.

Deep doo-doo, eh? Must be why he’s wearing a diaper.

Maybe it would help if there was optical as part of the benefits package.

And now that the elephant and the rhinoceros are in love, what will they call their children?

The bad part is he didn’t get it on video so we can’t sell it.

Sounds like he may need to get his eyesight checked.

Classic case of Cupidity

Next year, we practice “aim”.

♬ I went to the animal fair… ♪♩

So “making” love has consequences. ..huh. Who knew?

Hey! What wrong with kissing a “Flamigo” dancer. ( flamenco )

“Something tells its all happening at the zoo….”

Ready! – Fire! – Aim!

Yikes imagine the baboons at the safari….

Aww, he just needs more target practice.

Maybe he just needs glasses. Nobody could be that cupid.

Better get his vision checked or send him to archery school, OR BOTH MAYBE…….

What’s your point? What do you have against mixed romances?

From the look on his face I don’t know if Bleeb is up there by his own choice. Dalcon looks irritated in a “I can’t find Bleeb” way, though, so maybe that expression is just Bleeb’s imitation-of-a-mobile-ornament look.

Cross-species Cupid?

I’ve called you in here to talk to you about working on your multitasking! Flying and shooting an arrow, at the same time… ACCURATELY…is a Cupid’s only job! Now look! This weird little yellow alien bug lookin’ thing won’t get off of my leg!

Well just don’t flap around there, go get me some string, a pair of pliers, a clamp, a screwdriver, and some electrical tape!

Oh… and see if you find one of those tiny little bottles of Airline bourbon, I may need to use it as a distraction!

Looks like Bleeb is trying to hide in plain sight.

Looks like he needs a mandatory archery course.

“But it can’t be me, I’m shootin’ blanks.”

I hope Bleeb hasn’t had too much beer, swinging around on that thing! Look out below, Dalcon!!!!!!!!! :)

Damn that dysspecia!

Look, do you want to meet the quota or not?

Can we get Cupid some boxers please