The only broken bone I ever had was from riding my son’s GT Racer on New Year’s Day back in ’91 but I tell people I fell off the curb after celebrated too much the night before.
I once lived in a town in New Jersey that had a hot dog stand named “Jimmy’s”. Best hot dogs ever, or so I’m told. But it was on the “wrong” side of a busy sreet. Hate to think how many were injured trying to get there.
Guys have to have a good story to go with injuries. There was a possibility that I was going to have 4 incisions on the inside of my forearm to repair some minor problem. I told the doc to make it look like I got swiped by a grizzly.
Thou shalt not run to the average Kielbasa stand but may hustle to the beef chorizo stand and thou should be prepared to race to the venison bratwurst grilling somewhere out there above real mesquite chips.
Darth_Walrus_1975 almost 4 years ago
Or he could try to cast a silence spell on Blanch.
Jayalexander almost 4 years ago
Pay no attention to the person wearing a curtain. I am the Great Oz, No, Wiz. Hey doc where can I take a wiz?
Doug K almost 4 years ago
The Treatment is the same either way. However, one may not be covered by insurance. And if this makes it into the newspaper …
Jml58 almost 4 years ago
He wanted to get to the hotdog stand before henry.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
The wife always tells the truth
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Following up on yesterday’s WOI…
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The only broken bone I ever had was from riding my son’s GT Racer on New Year’s Day back in ’91 but I tell people I fell off the curb after celebrated too much the night before.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
LOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well crap! Not only does his ankle hurt but the truth hurts too.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
An officer in our department broke his ankle stepping off the curb while leaving for the day. Still got on-the-job disability.
awcoffman almost 4 years ago
HIPAA violation!
rshive almost 4 years ago
I once lived in a town in New Jersey that had a hot dog stand named “Jimmy’s”. Best hot dogs ever, or so I’m told. But it was on the “wrong” side of a busy sreet. Hate to think how many were injured trying to get there.
joeatwork212 almost 4 years ago
Guys have to have a good story to go with injuries. There was a possibility that I was going to have 4 incisions on the inside of my forearm to repair some minor problem. I told the doc to make it look like I got swiped by a grizzly.
Cincoflex almost 4 years ago
If it was on Dragon Street, then they’d both be telling the truth
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 4 years ago
1000 years old and still a child. THAT’S why I love Wiz!
stamps almost 4 years ago
Do any doctors still wear those funny mirrors on their heads?
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
I wouldn’t recommend the mid-evil Hot Dog stands
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
Blanche, you liar! He was stepping off the curb, not running over it!
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
Thou shalt not run to the average Kielbasa stand but may hustle to the beef chorizo stand and thou should be prepared to race to the venison bratwurst grilling somewhere out there above real mesquite chips.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Let’s split the difference. He was fighting his pet dragon over a hot dog.