Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2021

Lala land. A familiar encounter.

Could be worse, he could be in his lab, and accidentally blow up most of I’d, while under them industrial strength meds.

Just take away his wand for the time being.

Can I get a bottle those things … SAT??

Is this a better sign then floating Pink Elephants?

Birdy, birdy, in the sky, You put something in my eye. I don’t care, I don’t cry; I’m just glad that cows can’t fly. Or unicorns.

A cute unicorn? Could have been allot worse….

Isn’t that a little bit dangerous with the gin he had?

Calling Dr. Feelgood…

Where’s Phoebe?

Where was this when I needed them years ago.

I’ve never had a painkiller affect me that way. I feel robbed…

Nice. Wiz is letting out is inner little girl. Pretty soon his outer old man will come out to play and use it for target practice.

Quit encouraging people to take drugs! “Just say No”. Nancy Reagan

The Wiz doesn’t just cure himself?

Big Pharma and their “sales incentives”.

I didn’t know unicorns could fly!

What, no rainbow farts and glitter?

I ran out of mine. This is just teasing me.

Gimme some of that!!!

It was either that or a paper airplane, and airplanes hadn’t been invented yet…

I’ve had prescriptions for Hydrocodone and Acetaminophen/Codeine, which, buzz-wise, were OK, but by far the best prescription painkiller I ever had was Tramadol…

He should realize it’s a hallucination. How can a unicorn fly without wings ?

Why can’t the Wiz heal himself?