Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 19, 2021

paper cut on the nose?

Reaching from the very grave to wreak his vengeance — coolest president EVER!

OH, Petey, You used the brick-breaker spring!

Rutherford B Hayes gains the presidency using Cobra Kai! But will teach go for that?

Petey! You forgot the fist full of Rutherford’s beard fur!

Can I get a hand over here?

Judo chop!

Alice has a great story for class. How many kids can say they were slapped in the face by Rutherford B. Hayes?

Took it out of a V8 pop-up book?

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but Rutherford B. Hayes can pick Alice’s nose…

Petey, your pop-up book is oppressing me.

Well done Petey!

Petey would get an A+ in my class!

For a slap in the face Petey can’t beat that Texas mayor…

she shouldn’t have been so close to the book!

Rutherford B. Hayes!…Now with ‘Karate Chop Action’™!

Alice must have been miss B. Hayesing…

A very educational report, I am learning so much.

Nah, Petey. It’s pop-uppiness is just fine. Alice is too nosey, so to speak, though not so far gone as Broom-Hilda….

It will have to bear a warning label: “Age 8 and up” (or “Spoiler: Contains Triggers”).