Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 20, 2021

is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Blurry is always a good look.

Knew that was coming.

Another date bites the dust.

Save yourself the disappointment of having the door closed in your face. Send her home in a cab.

The sad truth emerges.

Warm and Fuzzy?

Wait until you see what I look like through beer goggles.

In the words of Ruth Ginsburg, “it helps sometimes to be a little deaf.”

Cosmo and Earl Pickles: two of the most tone deaf characters ever. How much DNA do they share? 60 percent?!? And Cosmo’s wearing glasses himself. . .

That’s why, on our first date, they were the first thing I took off my wife.

Cosmo made a spectacle of himself.

And Trish is a real hottie in the dark.

Glasses can look very sexy on a woman. Oops. Are men still allowed to say that in today’s world?……

And you’re so outspoken for a woman with two different size boobs…

Lots of people have gone to bed without their glasses. They regretted it in the morning when they put them on.

Then you better put your glasses back on

Joke vintage date: 1968. Archie Comics. A moldy Oldy.

I remember when I would start wearing contacts (I had to try 3 times before I could get use to wearing them.) People would look at me and ask Did you use to have a mustache?

I’ve met far more smart people in faded & worn out jeans than I have in $1,800+ suits. I’ve met kinder people missing a tooth or two than I have those who were perfectly coifed and had blindingly sparkling pearly white teeth. But (maybe because of that) I still wait to spend time with people rather than judge them by their looks.