The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 05, 2021

Sitting on the remote . I though only my wife did that?

It only changes channels when you fart.

Are you sure? Mine changes channels every time I say – Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!!

/SNARK/

I had one of my daughters knit a remote caddy for me, it drapes over the arm of my easy chair. 2 pockets, one for the remote, of course, and the other for my phone, or a can of beer, depending on what time of day it is.

Comic strip physics again. Most remotes are line of sight infrared. I think Brutus’ posterior would block the “line of sight.”

how embarrassing.

Brutus must have gas.

Don’t laugh. It probably has happened to you too….

But it could also be broken too. It definitely would be if I sat on it. …

Poor Brutus. At least the weekend is upon us.

Have you ever accidentally hit buttons on the remote or keys on the computer keyboard that did something incredibly weird and you have no idea how you did it or how to reverse it? I’ve done both… Repeatedly… ☺

At our home it usually means the cat or dog are lying on the remote. They seem to know when the most important part of a show is on.

That happened to me once. We found the remote under our Golden.

That should have been a clue since your experienced at it.

Brutus, with a little practice, you may learn how to control the remote with your butt which will leave your hands free for more important things.

This leaves the uncomfortable question of what Brutus is doing to his butt to make it change so much.

My TV will randomly change channels, my dog, a Lab, is laying on it, and if you’ve ever tried to get a 120 Lab to move it ain’t easy.

From Brutus’ talented tush!