bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 27, 2021

That boy must also not be able to smell anything.

When it’s on the walls we call it Dijon.

Clears your sinuses too!

Should have used the mayo on the ceiling.

Wouldn’t the smell be a dead giveaway?

Is there any Sherman-Williams in the garage for my hot dogs.

Seems more like complete blindness. He can’t read the word “mustard” on the container. And hellooooooo, people don’t usually refrigerate paint! If you got that out of the fridge, that should have been a clue. And you need your sinuses checked, too. You can’t SMELL the mustard?

Obstructed olfactory system too?

A little goes a long way.. but this is ridiculous.

I was going to say accompanied by Anosmia (LOL)

Why do people paint walls that color? It only looks worse as it ages.

“So what color would you call this?”

“ummmm… NOT mustard yellow…no….not at all…”

In a month or so it will start to turn

Tasty walls!

The comments are amusing; the joke is pretty weak.