Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 2021

Oh, Norm, will you ever learn?

If only Norman would just be with Echo.

Norm, you will definitely be alone this Valentine Day.

Your are a dead man

That’s our Norman…

Yesterday I almost said Wendy but didn’t bother. I should have done it.

I hope he means his mother.

Nice going, Norm… hope you enjoy perpetual bachelorhood…

You can say one good thing about Norman. He has no guile and is completely honest. Dumber than a post, yes, but honest.

I said this yesterday…."You know it could also go the other way. Ask her if she would like this card. She now assumes its for her, and says yes. He then gives it to Wendy, and Echo is left disappointed – laughs ensue. "

But, I’m not really laughing.

I know he’s supposed to be stupid, but nobody is that stupid. He could just being vicious.

I would have gone with “She’s pretty, and kind of shy” myself.

Oh!! I was not expecting that!

Norm needs a 2×4 across the head.

He deserves what’s coming next!

Norm had better quickly cover his head with his hands.

A deceptive comment to see her reaction!

Prediction. Norm will be a virgin at 50.

I hope that is just a good fake on your part and if so it needs work, or, you have a lot more to learn my friend, and you are pretty stupid……

Smooth, Norm, smooth. And when Echo kicks you in the shins, you’ll probably be wondering why.

I thought Wendy dumped Norman long ago, so why is he buying a card for her?

And if Norman isn’t interested in Echo, what should he have said to her?

Yep…Thick as a Brick & Totally Dumb…Smh

Ah, honesty. The quality all women say they value above all others.

Echo, why would you want him anyway? Fools are hard to tolerate after while.

Kick in the nads in 3… 2… 1…

Wendy will never love him, but maybe she’ll consent to allow him into her dungeon and be his Mistress.

Norman knows how to ruin the few good things he has in his life.

At least we won’t have to worry about him ever procreating.

Last we knew, Norm and Echo were dating each other. This is surely a surprise to her. She deserves much better than this dolt.

Me thinks he’s lying.

Ouch

I pity the fool! Or not, because he never learns!

Ugh. Just stop it already.