Herman by Jim Unger for February 09, 2021

With or without pepperoni?

Love it!

After getting his eyes check. He’ll need to get his nose checked. Obviously he can’t smell.

Some toppings on pizza are known only to the topper.

The moon must have hit his eye like… you know.

Dean Martin Extra: “I hate waking up in the morning knowing that’s as good as I’m going to feel all day.”

You need a guide dog, dude.

I hope he’s not driving.

Gimme a pair of 2.75 cheaters and a large supreme. To go.

This one speaks for itself. Funny

Pizza guy is an optimist? Who saw that coming?

“Get outta here before I give you a pizza my mind.”

“You need glasses. That’ll be $17, and you get a free large pizza.”

Well. if one is to make such a mistake, that or the ice cream place is a good alternative.

That’s where I’d go to get my eyes checked, hearing checked, and lunch.

Well now you have dinner, that will $37.50 enjoy.

I wish my ophthalmologist served deep dish.

Wait here, I’ll check your eyes after I give that guy his pizza.

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Would you like anchovies with that?

It’s National Pizza Day

At least he knows that he has a problem. Still has a ways to go though…..

with anchovies

“You passed. That’ll be a hundred bucks.”