Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 09, 2021

The only way I would trust Dr Mel is from another room.

That should be “AAAHHH, MY SPLEEN!”

“ACK!”

“Now turn your screen and cough.”

Was on one just yesterday. Doctors don’t like to be close to sick people… Not sure I blame them, neither do I.

Doctor Mel M.D.*

*Mentally Deficient

Wonder how they’ll take your temperature

" That is either a horrible, flesh-eating virus or extremely low bandwidth…"

Adjust your color – you’re looking a bit pale.

Colonoscopies should be interesting.

next the prostrate exam, stick the phone up your. . .

“Now, bend over.”

So, in addition to being a scientist that can invent time machines, he’s also a medical doctor? He may be evil, but that is one smart guy.

Link it to Artificial Intelligence and robotic surgery and you’re on the path to highest quality, affordable healthcare for all.

This went fine until he got caught selling videos of Gynecological exams on the Internet.