Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 20, 2021

Remote learning 1990’s style.

A catholic boarding school ruled by the penguins (John Belushi quote) could work to straighten your spines, father and son.

Technically, Honey is already an accessory to everything that happened at Nothing But Orphans (as well as every other criminal enterprise that she participated in with Duke). Sure, turning informant might win her full immunity on at least the NBO-related charges but…well, she’s non-white, non-USA-born, and a woman so, loath though we may be to admit it, the American criminal justice system (represented by two separate but equally important groups) won’t exactly be her metaphorical pal. :-|

Oh he’ll be getting an education all right. Just not the kind Honey would approve of by any means.

I am wanted / Dead or alive / I’m wanted everywhere / I got to survive / Now all I’m trying to do / Is find a peaceful place / But they say I have an outlaw face

Wow – haven’t heard that in a long time: CD-ROMs. Almost forgot they once called that.

A copy of Encarta should do it.

Duke’s smile in panel 3. Proud papa!

Oh, good. Add kidnapping to his rap sheet.

This strip must be where they got part of the plot idea for “Blues Brothers 2000”.

Honey’s just jealous.

Just wait 26 years, when this sort of thing has no consequenses.