From The Legend of Bagger Vance movie:Hardy Greaves:Ask anybody. It’s fun. It’s hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and it’s just you and the ball and there ain’t nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittin’ himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. He’s broken his toe three times on account of it. It’s the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if you’re honest, which most people are. There just ain’t no other game like it.
I know it’s a cartoon but I still feel I must point out that Shoe’s comment has to be inaccurate since the rack predates golf by centuries. Golf has antecedants back to the 15th Century but modern golf was not formalized until the mid-18th Century.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…..and other weapons of mass destruction.
juncarlo almost 4 years ago
I am sure the man who invented golf was thrown into a hole.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
I actually enjoy getting outside and playing golf. I really get my moneys worth. I hold the record at several courses for the lowest cost per stroke
Qiset almost 4 years ago
On our local freecycle, someone offered thumbscrews. Fortunately, he put a picture of the knurled headed screws with the ad.
zerotvus almost 4 years ago
and Thorazine….
Gandalf almost 4 years ago
A great walk spoiled, or something like that…
boydjb47 almost 4 years ago
From The Legend of Bagger Vance movie:Hardy Greaves:Ask anybody. It’s fun. It’s hard and you stand out there on that green, green grass, and it’s just you and the ball and there ain’t nobody to beat up on but yourself; just like Mister Newnan keeps hittin’ himself with the golf club every time he gets angry. He’s broken his toe three times on account of it. It’s the only game I know that you can call a penalty on yourself, if you’re honest, which most people are. There just ain’t no other game like it.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 4 years ago
He went back to the shire and lived on as the tallest hobbit in history until Meriadoc the Magnificent surpassed him.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
God invented women … and the Devil invented golf!
TexTech almost 4 years ago
I know it’s a cartoon but I still feel I must point out that Shoe’s comment has to be inaccurate since the rack predates golf by centuries. Golf has antecedants back to the 15th Century but modern golf was not formalized until the mid-18th Century.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
He also invented putting child proof caps on meds for old people.
Bruce1253 almost 4 years ago
For the probable truth about the invention of Golf, go to YouTube and enter "Robin Williams – Golf.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Golf is not for the faint of heart.
Jack Dawson almost 4 years ago
He was probably forced to watch it on tv and died of boredom.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Golf spelled backwards is flog.
JesseLouisMartinez almost 4 years ago
He got stuck in a sand trap after scoring a hole in one
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
he laughed all the way to the bank.
AnotherFineMess over 2 years ago
Into the tree. Nice!