Close to Home by John McPherson for February 10, 2021

Gulp, oh snap!

Just try not to get yourself worked up over anything and you live until the surgery.

Just don’t look at your hospital bill!!

Could have told him before the IV.

I had that Doctor.

Dr Bombay, come right away! Must have one of those discount insurance plans…

Let’s see, that’s safely past St Valentine’s Day, so we’re in the clear.

There’s a conversation I would like to see happen.

my horoscope says everyone will send me MONEY………

Great wonder what the patient’s horoscope is

Why reruns ?

Tamper? Better search for another doctor.

“Look honey, it’s says here that’s Aquarius! That means Ol’ Doc is an Aquarius, and his compatible sign is Virgo! I’m a Virgo, our lucky numbers are 362 and 758, our financial outlook is “strong”… so that means we are simpatico, and that we enjoy the same things, and that we think alike, and are just all-around very much alike in many ways. Honey, boil some water and hand me those scissors… I’m pretty sure I can do this myself!”

I’m a Scorpio and we don’t believe in horoscopes.

Dr. Hall wants to confer with Bleeb.

State U Astrological Med School graduate…

Astrology is so ridiculous and irrational.

Can I get a second opinion, stat?!

In the mean time, You put the lime in the coconut, and mix ’em both up…

And the beat goes on. For a while anyway.

… so he can run off with the new nurse.

Covid patients come first. This guy will keep getting kicked down the list.

Heart Surgeon/ undertaker. Got you either way.