An individual once showed up at my front door asking if one of my daughters was home. His face was full of metal and his hair looked like his father had impregnated a parrot. I informed him that it didn’t matter whether she was home or not, that while I tried to be fairly open minded, I drew the line at cross-species dating.By his blank look, I don’t know if he understood or not… but, after a few moments, he left.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Message received loud and clear.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
at least it wasn’t a Tex massage…
Gent almost 4 years ago
Now you runs along before he aTex, kid.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
I’m sure this young man got the message based on the huge hand prints on his shoulders
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Had a big dad do that to me way back when. Scared the crap outta me.
RickB almost 4 years ago
Better than breaking an engagement by email!
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Nod your head yes.
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
Dum.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Get out of this town! Leave the stet, son.
Lablubber almost 4 years ago
You can read his face like a book.
Ukko wilko almost 4 years ago
An individual once showed up at my front door asking if one of my daughters was home. His face was full of metal and his hair looked like his father had impregnated a parrot. I informed him that it didn’t matter whether she was home or not, that while I tried to be fairly open minded, I drew the line at cross-species dating.By his blank look, I don’t know if he understood or not… but, after a few moments, he left.
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
I’d fear a man who could fit his mouth around my entire scalp.