Jack Ohman for February 02, 2021

The whole republican party will be on trial.

They sound like this may be true. They can’t be too bright if they want to be stiffed by him.

Maybe go with the Jewish Laser Lawyers from Space!

Brilliant! It gave me a good, hearty laugh that I haven’t had in so long a while.

But will they be as good as Rudy and company?

There are three main reasons lawyers quit cases.

1) Client won’t accept their advice.

2) Client instructs the lawyer to do something which would compromise their professional duty i.e. lying in court.

3) The client won’t pay.

I suspect we’ve got the holy trinity here.

Quazy “Q-Anon Shaman” now wants to testify AGAINST trump at the impeachment!

Trump knows even if he walks in and admits he was trying to stage a coup and overturn the election, that there won’t be enough GOP Senators brave enough to convict him.

Looks like the type that he appeals too!

Jack Ohman outdid himself with this cartoon. Absolutely the best.

right-wing populists?:

I hope they’re serving him out of love. There will be no money forthcoming.

Haven’t heard yet if the new lawyers are going with the election fraud approach which caused the prior group to quit en mass.

Nah, man, they’re witnesses for the trial.

From troll MB, above:

“We pay $92 B for Homeland Security and a guy in furry hat with horns and painted face carrying a flag takes the Capitol.”

Would someone like to explain to the troll MB that the insurrection happened on his hero’s watch? Which means that if Homeland Security didn’t do their job, it was the fault of the administration of “The A$$h0le Formerly Known As President”.

And they’ll work for Trump, knowing they won’t get paid!

Trump’s intention is to defend against the charge of inciting insurrection by claiming non-existent election fraud by having his lawyers incite insurrection on his behalf, by claiming non-existent election fraud.

You know – the old legal principle of TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT.

Speaking of lawyers (whoops, forgive me: had to barf up for a second there) : Alan Dirt-for-brains is proposing the android eunuch, Jared Kushner, for the Nobel Peace Prize. Now, Li’l Jerry can’t help that his father is a career criminal. Nor that his father-in-law is a career criminal. Nor that his wife and two brothers-in-law are career criminals. But he COULD have turned honest himself, you know!

They think that they can get paid in pardons…

He’ll take them, they work for free. Unless, they were some of his goons that were paid to attack the capital.

EXACTLY the zealous representation he deserves!

The extremely stupid right believed covid spreader Trump’s lies that he won the election he so obviously lost.

And Mexico will pay for his wall tattoo.