Don’t stop me if you’ve heard this. Besides, you’re reading it this time:
There once was a hawk who just couldn’t get enough lovin’ {ahem}. As he flew along, scouting for his kind of prey, he saw a lark, so he swooped down into a cloud of feathers, chirping and turbulance, and as he flew away, she said, “I’m a lark, and I’ve been sparked!”
The hawk flew on, but his urges returned. Just then he saw a dove. Swoop, feathers, cooing, turbulance…and as he flew away, the dove said, “I’m a dove, and I’ve been loved!”
These things always happen in threes, of course. Finally, the hawk spotted his third tryst du jour: a duck. Once again he swooped down, starting a large cloud of feathers, quacking, and turbulence. And as he flew away, the duck was heard to mutter…………….
“I’m a drake. There’s been a mistake!”
Hope everyone’s hearts were delighted, and your needs were met this Valentine’s Day.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Don’t stop me if you’ve heard this. Besides, you’re reading it this time:
There once was a hawk who just couldn’t get enough lovin’ {ahem}. As he flew along, scouting for his kind of prey, he saw a lark, so he swooped down into a cloud of feathers, chirping and turbulance, and as he flew away, she said, “I’m a lark, and I’ve been sparked!”
The hawk flew on, but his urges returned. Just then he saw a dove. Swoop, feathers, cooing, turbulance…and as he flew away, the dove said, “I’m a dove, and I’ve been loved!”
These things always happen in threes, of course. Finally, the hawk spotted his third tryst du jour: a duck. Once again he swooped down, starting a large cloud of feathers, quacking, and turbulence. And as he flew away, the duck was heard to mutter…………….
“I’m a drake. There’s been a mistake!”
Hope everyone’s hearts were delighted, and your needs were met this Valentine’s Day.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
I had a half asteroid named after me.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Yeah. Why name asteroids after real heroes who risk their lives for other’s safety? Let’s name them after wealthy movie stars.
OldIndy almost 4 years ago
The Rhino was sent to Siberia for political re-education.
PaulAbbott2 almost 4 years ago
hopefully scientists can find a new gnu
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
The woolly rhino just proves that if you look hard enough, you can always find something gross.
J Short almost 4 years ago
Rhino’s owner died just after he told it to play dead.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
“Woolly rhino?” That was Uncle Earl’s toupee.
Take care, may Swiss credenza polisher Yohann Yodlejord be with you, and gesundheit.
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
‘Matty told Hatty, ’bout a thang she saw…Wooly Bully!!!!’
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
Did early humans shear woolly rhinos and mammoths, and if so, how?
ncorgbl almost 4 years ago
Scientists at England’s Natural History Museum busied themselves during the COVID-19 quarantine.
That explains my grandson screaming he blew up Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan while playing video games.
Further study showed the beast to actually be a Chernobyl chipmunk.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
They’re finding several fossils in Siberia, now that it’s melting like never before.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
Some astronomer must be a big fan of cutesy love movies.
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
Send him back to a Newtist colony.