I grew up before pizza became a staple in my city and had never seen anchovies, let alone eat them. Every time I heated a certain frozen pizza it made my apartment smell like I had tracked cat feces in. I searched my apartment entrance, but couldn’t find it. The next time I got this pizza, the same thing happened, and I began to put 2 and 2 together. I checked the pizza ingredients and found this foreign substance “anchovies”. That was the last pizza I ever ate that contained anchovies.
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Something fishy going on around here…..
PICTO almost 4 years ago
The delivery person will need a mask…
Straker UFO almost 4 years ago
Cosmo must have another date with Trish.
donwalter almost 4 years ago
…a little overripe blue cheese on it would help…
Diat60 almost 4 years ago
It was the anchovies that broke the cook, wasn’t it?
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
Sounds like my kinda pizza but, my wife agrees with the Take Out guy! ;o}
Billy Yank almost 4 years ago
The date say 2/21. However, this gag goes back to the Jeff MacNelly years.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
Whomever thought anchovies would be a good idea?
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Social distancing with a 10 foot pole…
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
The Take Out place will need a good airing after that one.
I Go Pogo almost 4 years ago
No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name…Danger!
potfarmer almost 4 years ago
now I’m hungry
TexTech almost 4 years ago
Maybe Cosmo has a planned meeting with Shoe and wants to keep it short.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray almost 4 years ago
I would like garlic better if it weren’t so pervasive and overpowering and seems to stay around long after the meal.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
And I’ll take $5 off if you don’t tell anyone where you got it.
danholt almost 4 years ago
Tuna and Gr Pepper for me please…
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
most excellent
William Stoneham Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I grew up before pizza became a staple in my city and had never seen anchovies, let alone eat them. Every time I heated a certain frozen pizza it made my apartment smell like I had tracked cat feces in. I searched my apartment entrance, but couldn’t find it. The next time I got this pizza, the same thing happened, and I began to put 2 and 2 together. I checked the pizza ingredients and found this foreign substance “anchovies”. That was the last pizza I ever ate that contained anchovies.
Nala the Great almost 4 years ago
Very few people I know like anchovies. Then again, very few people I know are as intelligent as I am.
Mediatech almost 4 years ago
Garlic is proven to prevent transmission of disease. Eat enough garlic and no-one will want to come near you.