The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 15, 2021

As they say…. “out of the mouths of babes”! ;D

I just had a flashback to Maxwell not-so-Shmart. Would you believe…?

Those were the days when a President wrote their own speeches and meant what they said.

While that is true, was that envelope a #5, a #9 or a #10 sized one??

/SMIRK/

Sorry, Mr.T, I just now noticed their eyes.

Hattie Keg Legs…

Just borrow from Gary Larsen for today…“Hey, that’s not a duck!” (Wait for laughter)

And then he shot an elephant in his pajamas. (Thank you Groucho)

And the punch line is?..

Try “Lincoln didn’t die in vain. He died in Washington DC”

“Wishing I could sing, the high notes seemed to taunt me.” Don’t trip over your dangling participles.

Throw her out, and lock the door.

He even gets topped by the little girl! That’s the realm of a loser.

Yes she did, Don’t worry though; there will be other days. Maybe even tomorrow…….

Naw she just gave it another punchline.

Mary Poppins movie: “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith”

Latin would never let you get away with jokes like that. (the endings would take all the confusion out)

Happy Presidents Day to Brutus and the gang. :))