Close to Home by John McPherson for February 17, 2021

Well i’m not a moron anymore. Looked up Spotify now i know what it is.

Bleeb in an outtake from the Alps scene in “Help!”

That IS what Spotify is.

And the book full of pages to wipe your face with is called…

When you start off with, “You think I’m a Moron …”, you’re setting yourself up with evidence that you possibly are.

(Open Mouth. Insert Foot.)

Not a bad name for a rug cleaner though. Darn you copyright laws!!!

What a prankster! Bleeb just tied his shoe laces together.

He’s reading a book! He must be stupid!

Bet you don’t know what a record player is.

Isn’t it?

Well, he certainly doesn’t know how to use an HDMI cable on his T.V!

Well, he’s not entirely wrong.

Is that Dalcon skiing in the picture?

I’m not a moron, and I don’t know what it is.

Question is" “Why should I care?” ?The real question is do you know History? And in this world, that is what you should know and care, as it really affects you today……

I think Dalcon’s in the painting, which is why Bleeb isn’t happy. Is Argor around?

Ha-ha. Dad doesn’t know brand names of niche products.

… and a NAPSTER is a sleep break taken mid-day.

I’m pretty sure the guy on the right knows what is going on…

It’s not nice to bait a Boomer.

It’s a spot remover if you subscribe, to get rid those ugly ad spots.

At first glance I thought it said “You think I’m a MORMON?”

And Amazon is a rain forest in South America…

As Bill Engvall would say “Here’s your sign.”

Bleep is waiting to trip someone again.

Some things aren’t worth knowing.