Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 11, 2021

Perhaps you can find yourself and no longer be a where wolf?

THERE WOLF!!

Would a “wares wolf” be a traveling peddler?

Drape one over your shoulder and you have a “wear wolf”.

When he’s lost: Where wolf.

If you additionally change to a donkey at half moon you can be “Dr. Jackass and Mr. Wolf-hide”

Did the wolf just woke?

Rare indeed.

That’s not a werewolf; he’s a willbewolf!

now if he changes during daylight savings, does he miss an hour of wolf time?

If you can overcome urges and instincts…yes!

Be cautious about any change you make.

Be a Wary Wolf.

If his name’s Waldo, he can search for himself.

Just don’t go out on to the Moors.

He’s so woke, it’s a good thing that he’s up all night anyway.

So someday he becomes “wokewolf”?

Yes, and start with a better groomer. And those cute little neckerchiefs could double as a Covid mask.

Is that Professor Lupin having some insight?

Woke wolf.