Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 24, 2021

The answer is, no — he won’t be able to call back.

Quantum entanglement phone.

Those roaming charges are going to bankrupt you.

I hate it when that happens.

(Black)Holy Moly! Entering the (black)Holy Land before the (black)Holy Week, huh? Now I have a craving for (black)holey cheese from the (black)holy cow.

Have you considered TARDIS Service with it’s free time feature for your first 90 days?

5G will take care of that

Whaaaaat? I can’t HEAR YOU!

Would have been funnier if he’d said, “I call you back earlier.”

Also known as the anus of the universe.

South Sparrow Lake road in Hamlet. No service at all.

You already did last Tuesday.

No, don’t worry, the one in Calcutta.

Can you hear me now th-ennnnn …?

Ralph really gets around.