Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 08, 2021

She asked Frazz a very good questtion.

I always though March came in like a Wombat and goes out like a Capybara!

I find myself wondering what Caulfield will become as an adult. Either a stand-up comedian or a celebrated English Lit professor would be my guess. Or maybe a poet laureate.

I notice all of Caulfield’s “in-and-out” suggestions are alliterative.

I wonder what he might come up with for the whole alphabet?

Would he have to stop at “Z”?

Is it now illegal to go “On Beyond Zebra”?

It comes in like Flynn and exits like “out out brief candle.”

https://youtu.be/znFY7PYomEA

With apologies to John Belushi

Yea, Dim Wit, and sometimes (the other case) it “comes in like a Lamb and goes out like a Lion”.

Never mind the times nothing really changes during March. Not to mention that by now, half the people couldn’t tell you what the weather was like a week ago … much less by the 31st.

He’s going for the Peter Piper picked . . . effect. And doing it rather well. Evocative and challenging. Also typical of the insufficiently challenged intellect, whose greatest frustration is also its greatest form of inspiration.

Caulfield likes to hear the sound of his own voice!

Reminds me of the early SNL skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znFY7PYomEA&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

As usual, a lot of noise posing as clever and signifying nothing.

March 13, 1976 – Saturday Night Weekend Update – John Belushi and Chevy Chase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znFY7PYomEA

In 2020, March came In like a lion and went out like a velociraptor.

https://youtu.be/znFY7PYomEA

If March winds and April showers bring forth Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Is Mallet always like that? Nary a March without a lion/lamb joke.

She must be new here . . .

Caulfield is the child that every good educator delights in and is terrified by.

Our March came in like a Slushie, hope it leaves like a dry wine.

He comes in bizarre and goes out weird.

Saturday Night Live did that shtick first.

March came in as a Monday and will leave as a hump day.

hey…wasn’t that a John Balushi skit on SNL in 1976….. ‘’in like a Imu…and out like a Tapir…and they don’t even know what a tapir is!"…..