Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 17, 2021

She: "Let’s do it… now!:

He: “I can’t! It’s Lent!”

She: “To whom? And for how long??”

does the ash on the forehead mean she’s got catholic tastes…?

40 days not counting Sundays and the ashes on her forehead are supposed to form a cross.

I don’t know about that, but having kids is the best form of birth control.

If He didn’t get any on Fat Tuesday He’s out of Luck for 40 days , ( Bummer Dude )

Wonder if she got her ashes straight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdhWRO4-dQ

Sounds like she’s going to do Missionary work among the heathens for penance.

Sundays are okay

Someone ain’t getting his ashes hauled.

must be what MY wife’s decision was.

There are a lot of new pregnancies after the Easter Bunny comes through.

She says, “I have BFF that are atheists!

If she is a fervent Catholic, then she has a problem as she must do as her husband wants as well. Otherwise, that’s a sin.

When I was 10 I gave up moderation for Lent. It felt so good that when I was 11 I gave up religion and other childish things. Here not looked back since. Except when a friend admitted he had been raped by Father McRapey. I was gladdened by the fact that I did not try out for altar boy when I was younger.

When I think of the minutes I spent/ on the things that I gave up for Lent/ I can think of just two./ ‘twas the right thing to do / and I’m now of an atheist bent.

“But Darling, you’ve finished with the Chinese Army, why not give me another chance?”…

ashes on forehead: nice touch

Great he thinks….two full weeks of no sex…..Call of Duty Warzone is now game on!!!

Actually overheard on chat room. Girl giving her guy all the come ons about being horny and to quit playing…..he replied “Just one more match.” She said “Okay…I’ll do your brother.” He didn’t reply as the match booted up.

Now, that is cold! Walk away from her and never look back. She loves him, but only as a friend. Once in the friend zone, you can never get out.

A true sacrifice!!