The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 24, 2021

Gladys, if the mirror told you what it really felt about you and your looks, she’d hall off and crack you in a million pieces! ;D

Sure you can. If anyone saw you talking to amirror they’d think you were nuts.

The mirror has no words to describe your face, Gladys. For good or for bad.

So Gladys is also the Born Loser.

I’m surprised it didn’t break.

Was Gladys actually expecting an answer?? M’KAY!!

The bathroom mirror has probably had more than it could deal with. Probably shouldn’t bother with those of fashion houses either.

I went to the mall, looking for the fairest. Tough to choose.

Upon further reflection…

Girl ? You need to look in that mirror again.

Judge Judy

It’s afraid to answer back. I don’t blame it……

And few are more trying than Gladys…

Try cleaning the mirror Gladys. All those spots make you look like an ogre.

The mirror is showing your image, what’s the problem? ☺

Methinks Mother Gargle had already tried that, and the mirror is STILL stunned after that horrible event !

Ok Gladys…Like me, you’re past your “best if used by date”, but in your day you were a Babe.

Gladys, if the mirror had responded, you wouldn’t have liked the answer.

The mirror is going by axiom, ‘if you can’t say anything nice, say nothing at all’.

Wrong kinda drugs in the medicine cabinet?

Magic mirror on the wall…

I’m sorry but there’s no one more hideous than thee

Gladys, since you’re obviously not going to get a response from that non-magical mirror, you might as well play Magic Mirror and answer the question yourself. Go ahead and tell yourself how good you look!

Third fairest, after the sink and the medicine cabinet, but before the stool.