Pickles by Brian Crane for March 21, 2021

And Earl, if you know what’s good for you…

Those are wimp situps. You need to do that with the grandkid on your belly (and your feet under something to hold ’em down).

Earl could do sit-ups 24/7 and STILL have a flabby gut.

Truth, reality, screw that, I’m out of here! The modern mantra.

When you ask, “Do you want to know what someone else said …?”,

you are inviting them to kill the messenger.

Opal let Earl off easy.

Earl say what Nelson said anyways !

Now. . .try getting up. . .that will be your punishment. . .

((((((((( ZING! )))))))) Always at the tip of their tongues…Frick N Frack

“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.” Mark Twain

Daughter: “Oh, Dad, it’s so good to see you. You’re looking well!”

Granddaughter: “Gran’pa! Gran’pa! Why are you so fat and bald and gray and wrinkled?”

Dave Berg [Mad Magazine]

What a waste todays comic is , A Roscoe in a couple of frames would have been perfect . Well , Maybe in the first and the second and the third and six and seven . I can just see the precious Roscoes expressions in those frames .

And I do not want to hear any of your comments unless they are the ones that like what I said .

I thought I ask all of you who didn’t like my comment to not comment ?

Heheheheheh!

OMG…… is that a SMILE I see under that mustache..??

I used to put my sons (one at a time) on my back when I was “younger” doing my morning push-ups.

Grandma is smart not wanting to know. My back and neck never let me do even simple with help sit ups.

Opal,s Mama didn’t raise no fool.