Not just you, matey. What about the lions and tigers and bears? For an entire year?? The Bible says that the animals kept their peckers in their pants and didn’t procreate, that’s the easy part, but Noah is said to have gone without sleep for an entire year while caring for the animals.
Let’s see, 1400 pairs of bats, 1500 pairs of rodents, if I remember correctly there is no mention of insects in the Bible but there would be a lot of them, say 3 million species of gall midges alone. . . .
allen@home over 3 years ago
So that’s why there are no Unicorns.
RobinHood over 3 years ago
The Irish Rovers told quite a different story.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
And feed the carnivores…
pearlsbs over 3 years ago
Noah saw one of his son’s fishing over the side of the boat. He told him, “Go easy on the bait, son. We only have two worms.”
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
Unicorn on the cob.
juncarlo over 3 years ago
With the horns they can make skewers.
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
you will have but a half life, a cursed life…
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Arbie’s has the meats!
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Corned Unicorn and cabbage for Saint Noah’s Day!
noktar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Noah the prophet vegeterian
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
But I’ll bet those steaks were legendary!
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Did they eat the meat raw? No fires allowed on Arc.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 3 years ago
They come with their own roasting spits.
MichaelHelwig over 3 years ago
Eat your kids.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
Uh, I get the two of every creature bit…but why are there TWO DUDES? Or were people particularly hairy in biblical times.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
NOOOOOOOO, not the UNICORNS!!!
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
They’re magically delicious.
chief tommy over 3 years ago
That explains it
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Two steer in the lower decks and they choose unicorns? Must be French.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Now that’s funny.
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
Not just you, matey. What about the lions and tigers and bears? For an entire year?? The Bible says that the animals kept their peckers in their pants and didn’t procreate, that’s the easy part, but Noah is said to have gone without sleep for an entire year while caring for the animals.
Let’s see, 1400 pairs of bats, 1500 pairs of rodents, if I remember correctly there is no mention of insects in the Bible but there would be a lot of them, say 3 million species of gall midges alone. . . .
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Well, he knew better than to pick the albatrosses.
queenoftut over 3 years ago
Don’t tell my granddaughter!!! She would be devastated!!!
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
That’s why there are no dinosaurs and such today. Yum-they taste just like lizard.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, finally an enduring mystery is solved. Well done… or maybe medium rare.