Strange Brew by John Deering for February 22, 2021

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    So that’s why there are no Unicorns.

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    The Irish Rovers told quite a different story.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    And feed the carnivores…

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    pearlsbs  over 3 years ago

    Noah saw one of his son’s fishing over the side of the boat. He told him, “Go easy on the bait, son. We only have two worms.”

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Unicorn on the cob.

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    juncarlo  over 3 years ago

    With the horns they can make skewers.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    you will have but a half life, a cursed life…

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Arbie’s has the meats!

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Corned Unicorn and cabbage for Saint Noah’s Day!

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    noktar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Noah the prophet vegeterian

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    But I’ll bet those steaks were legendary!

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Did they eat the meat raw? No fires allowed on Arc.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    They come with their own roasting spits.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 3 years ago

    Eat your kids.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  over 3 years ago

    Uh, I get the two of every creature bit…but why are there TWO DUDES? Or were people particularly hairy in biblical times.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    NOOOOOOOO, not the UNICORNS!!!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    They’re magically delicious.

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    chief tommy  over 3 years ago

    That explains it

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Two steer in the lower decks and they choose unicorns? Must be French.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Now that’s funny.

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    AndrewSihler  over 3 years ago

    Not just you, matey. What about the lions and tigers and bears? For an entire year?? The Bible says that the animals kept their peckers in their pants and didn’t procreate, that’s the easy part, but Noah is said to have gone without sleep for an entire year while caring for the animals.

    Let’s see, 1400 pairs of bats, 1500 pairs of rodents, if I remember correctly there is no mention of insects in the Bible but there would be a lot of them, say 3 million species of gall midges alone. . . .

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    Well, he knew better than to pick the albatrosses.

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    queenoftut  over 3 years ago

    Don’t tell my granddaughter!!! She would be devastated!!!

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    That’s why there are no dinosaurs and such today. Yum-they taste just like lizard.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, finally an enduring mystery is solved. Well done… or maybe medium rare.

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