Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 10, 2021

I do my “stretchies” every morning. It keeps the parts moving even without WD-40.

Let me guess; Demons 3, You 0.

Inhale….exhale x 20 reps

I’d suggest more Jane Fonda and less Linda Blair.

Just drink them under the table.

And when you reach my age, it’ll take the 10 minutes to get vertical while the demon wrestling will take most of the waking hours.

Does that involve alcohol?

Get yourself a good exorcist as a tag team partner.

If that worked, we’d all be skinny from the daily matches!