The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 02, 2021

She gives off acid from that mouth and the smell is perceived from afar.

It’s all about weight redistribution.

Now I ask you, does Mother Gargle look like Twiggy … herself?? Those living in glass houses and all that!!

/SMIRK/

On the other hand Mother Gargle, you’ve actually gained weight-in your craw!

A lower center of gravity will give Brutus more traction.

If he stays on that diet, the belly will shrink.

Does her hair look like a witch hat or is it just me?

It’s all behind you now, Brutus.

At least she realizes that it is a journey.

Does this mean he can only have ketones? I don’t think that will sustain life.

Don’t let the naysayers get to you Brutus. When I first joined a gym my goal was to bulk up the chest so that the stomach would look smaller by comparison. On an unrelated note, there’s a reason why all my friends are short and ugly. ;^)

so it didn’t leave, just went to a different spot.

Brutus is suffering from chest migration, which leads to Dunlap disease.

You know, where da belly dun lapped over da belt…

Keto diet. Ketchup on Enchiladas, Tacos, and Onion Rings. Bring it on!

Actually, that might be a good thing as the fat is further away from three key organs of the body, namely the lungs and heart. Good job, Brutus.

Wasn’t she Don Rickles’s mentor?

How would you like to instantly lose 13 pounds of ugly fat mother Gargle? It’s easy, just cut off your head!

And yet, your uglinesses stay in the same places…..

“Oh, go guard a parapet or something!” ☺

Naw, it’s always been there.

Hey Brutus, I know a way you can lose a lot of weight really fast, kick her out of the house.

Mother Gargle has no business criticizing anybody; that face of hers could stop a Timex.

The keto diet hasn’t helped your hairstyle