Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2021

Control your knuckles Rip. They’re giving you away.

He’s probably hearing the howls from a talking dog too.

“And yet your face still has its natural shape, and your jaw appears to work normally.” Time to put those clues together, Highwayman, then head for the hills. Nah, these goofs are never that smart.

Rip is right next to them. Those were ventrilofists.

Well Highwayman, it ain’t a turkey gobbling!!!

The Highwayman strikes fear in the hearts of these characters. Yet, the Highwayman only fears Rip!

You forgot to add, ‘And your pants are unsoiled’, Highway Man!

KA-REEPY!

I wonder if Rip’s knuckles’ giggling sounds like Muttley’s snickering (the old school Muttley from the 70s).

His fists are giggling, and he’s never more than arm’s length away from his fists.

KA-COOKED TURKEYS!

Giggling knuckles: the sound of doom! (For villains, that is.)

He knows the sound of Rip’s knuckles anywhere. He should! He’s had plenty experience with them.

Ka-GIGGLES!

Ka-GIGGLE! :)