Strange Brew by John Deering for March 06, 2021

If ‘Winnie the Pooh’ were written to day it would be titled ‘Whiney little Sh*t’.

Seriously, check out their names in the Broadway play of 1912 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs_(1912_play)

Don’t forget Druggy & Randy.

And they all ended up in marketing.

Thank god for Snow White…

Fox just signed them to multi-year contracts to cover sports.

What about my favorite: Horny.

“Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy … Surly!”

Six out of seven dwarves are not happy…

my daughter’s ultimate team is called slow white and they all have interesting dwarf names

Thought it was a Cuomo joke.

Are you still allowed to call them dwarves?

Where’s Gassy? Wait. I think he’s here.

Greedy rose to the pinnacle of Disney’s acquisition team.

They all had good careers in DC…

Due to stinging comments on social media, Disney was forced to boot “Sleepy” and replace him with “Wokey.”

Crappy, Sappy, Dumpy, Frumpy, Cheesy, Mopey, Schlock.

And they all went on to have brilliant careers as department store Santas.

More like “Dwarves that rejected Didney!” (Yes, Didney!) :>)

Because they resemble the Disney Ecexs

Aaaaah, the Fairy Tales! Full of rape, incest, and deviant acts of humanity.

He forgot Hungry, who was fired after Tasty disappeared.

Kind of a ripoff from the Simpsons’ Seven Duffs. Edgy, Remorseful, Dizzy, Tipsy, Surly, Queasy, and Sleazy.