Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 28, 2021

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    Magic Brain  over 3 years ago

    Gary’s number is a 13. Such a cream puff!

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    I have mine set at 23!!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Aw look. Cute widdle Leopold slippers.

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …his REAL number is 666…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Add a My Pillow and Egyptian Cotton sheets and Gary would never get up.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    Dang. I don’t get it. Do I have to google sleep number? I’m not going to do that… nnooooooooo-ooooooo … oh, now I get it.

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    Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Gary has a death wish, Leo would love to grant it.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LOL!

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Nice slippers Gary. Is Leopold reading the obituaries to keep track of his kill count?

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    Spiffy  over 3 years ago

    Leopold is sitting on an archaic booster seat once known as a “phone book!”

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    I thought he was running for donuts.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    I guess Gary really does! He has a joyous spring in his step as he dashes up the stairs and past The Thing That Lives Under the Stairs, to brekkie with Leopold, who sits on a booster-Yellow Pages phonebook of the old, really thick kind.

    Oh, what a beautiful day, and what a fine sleeping-casket. Well worth whatever you paid for it, Gary….

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