Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 06, 2021

Ah, they found B.C.’s quarry for mass production of uniwheels.

They were the original rock stars.

Rocks of ages

They were really into rock concerts in limited venues.

I think that may be Charlie Brown’s cave.

Those must’ve been my ancestors…

And then there’s the ones that never shut up, the hunter-blatherers.

Nah.. you just found an old ammo dump.

The secret origin of gravel pits.

That happens when you get stoned.

Sure – always good to stock up on rocks in case there is ever a shortage.

It’s a mine mine.

They were stoners.

…and THEY WERE STILL IN THE CAVE!