Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 08, 2021

“Take a bite out of crime” McGruff

I think the kitty did it.

Reminds me of an episode of Monk.

(Spoiler?) I think the killer used the “teeth” upside down.

Just goes to show that one just can’t trust cats, evil little fur balls.

His cheeks are chubby from the meat, , and framing the dog …..genius!

… as if dogs could have guilt. Mine just stares back and wags his tail.

She figure out it was the cat when she gets the Amazon bill for those fake jaws.

Gotta love cats!

Our lovable trustworthy golden retriever almost got the Thanksgiving turkey while I had my back turned, but my Alzheimer’s -afflicted father-in-law saved the day. “Is that dog supposed to be doing that?”

Priceless! Oh they would do that if they could. Good thing it only works in cartoons. Thanks for the chuckle; great way to start the day.

What a dastardly deed.

Can’t be my cat, she doesn’t like turkey

I always wanted something like that at work, for when folks brought in donuts. Make it look as if somebody nipped a bit from each one.

Take a little off the top.