Herman by Jim Unger for March 13, 2021

Tell the scout that you have some sand that needs pounding.

“Only if I can cross back.”

Careful if you’re going to cross the Street. We hear it’s got connections.

Why did the boy scout cross the street?

At the corner of Walk/Don’t Walk?

At least he’s trying. Just chose the wrong venue.

This is true! I had some boys scout approach me when I was coming out of the grocery store and he asked me if he can help me with my groceries. So he wheeled the cart to my car and unloaded the groceries. I was tickled and gave him $10.00

I’d let him in if he could fix my smart TV. Is there a badge for that?

He’s polling people, and I think we all know how painful that can be.

Got kicked out of Boy Scouts for eating too many brownies

Kid needs his badge… give him a break and cross the darn street already.

His heart is definitely in the right place…..

Is that you, Mr. Hefner?!?

I know a chicken that would like to.

Why did it take 6 boy scouts to help the little old lady cross the street? — Because that was not where she was going!

He needs to earn the badge.