Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 18, 2021

What have we come to?

If you can’t smell it, stay away from me.

What really concerns me is how much we are continuing to destroy what immune system we had left by still using so much hand sanitizer and disinfectants. Even after a year, I can’t walk into a store without someone slathering the shopping carts in disinfectants or finding hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, usually blocking merchandise or simply in the way at the register.

I dig orange peel oil.

and where are their masks?

Seriously, can you say that to a woman?

“What’s it called?”

“Gee, Your Hand Smells Terrific.”

Every once in a while a batch of beer in one of our breweries would go rancid and a local distillery tried to salvage it, creating rancid spirits. It was undrinkable, so they ran it through the still one more time and created rancid beer hand sanitizer.

Does that comment mean that she usually doesn’t smell good?