Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 23, 2021

Thanks to Sattdeaf, NiceFacing, Buckets, and Hazy for contributing to my goal for 1k likes notifs. I’m at over 300 right now.

How yah doing?

lol

I was right! She said BUT blah blah blah

3rd panel: Perfect teeth

4th panel: help

hello everyone! here’s a juicy poll!: what is the date of your fav strip? anyways gotta head to bed now see ya in the morning

Nate big mistake

I feel bad for Nate. so what is the best movie you’ve ever seen? mine is a Tamil movie named, Master.

When I actually thought Nate was going to prove Gina wrong…

lots of people actually guessed this would happen. congrats to them.

8/10

lol

Oh cool, Mrs. Godfrey can change her teeth from normal to spiky.

Nah, Mrs Godfrey still isn’t so squeaky clean in this situation. Like I said, she’s willing to explain patiently to Gina why she doesn’t want to rearrange the tables, but with Nate all she did was snort. Nate shouldn’t have lost his temper but I don’t blame him in this circumstance

While I’m glad to be homeschooled, I do feel sorry for many kids having to go to regular school, including Nate.

There’s still bias here.

Nate’s suggestion gets a “pffft.” Gina’s repeat of the SAME suggestion gets a “that would be lovely!”

Take that, Nate. I knew Mrs. Godfrey wouldn’t break character like that.

But still, Mrs.Godfrey, all you said to nate was “pfft” and to Gina you started of with a compliment

I don’t think she was gonna say that

she is very unfair

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, how I hate her.

Oof.

That’s sounds like a last minute save.

I think Nate was the huge carhorn in this. Because while it is true Ms Godfrey likes Gina, that does not mean she favors him over her. PS. If you did not read this one, Nate was a huge carhorn

Don’t be afraid to get blown off.

nate i’ve also considered it MANY times.

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Good luck finding someone besides your dad to homeschool you

I did not see that coming. But mrs Godfrey could be lying…

She really had us for a second.

Annnd, the Comment Section Revolution has started. Checked replies to Debs’ comment. He’s saying you – know – what.

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 3

“If I ask Dee Dee to the dance, I could risk getting humiliated in front of everyone at the dance,” Nate thought, “but if I don’t ask, I’ll lose Cheez Doodles for a month.” He looked at Francis. “But with free homework help,” he thought as he turned to Teddy, “and free Cheez Doodles, how can I say no?”

“I’ll do it.” Nate said. He figured that there was a way he had this in the bag. If he told Dee Dee it was part of the bet, she would surely come through and help him. “That way I can avoid acting like a fool asking her to the dance.” Nate thought to himself.

Francis seemed to know what Nate was thinking. “You can’t tell Dee Dee about the bet. That defeats the purpose of the bet.” “Oh come on!” Nate fumed. “He’s right,” Teddy chimed in, “we both know you would tell her about the bet to make it easy on yourself.” “No I wouldn’t!” Nate said defensively. “Uh, yes you would!” Francis and Teddy said.

“Fine!” Nate said as he got up from the table. “I’m gonna do it!” He looked across the cafeteria, scanning each table for his target. He saw Dee Dee chatting away with fellow members of the drama club. Nate took a deep breath, and started to walk over. He inched slowly across the cafeteria, sweat beginning to break out on his forehead as he got closer to his destination.

“Get a grip, me! You ask girls to dances all the time! Why should this any different?” Nate was getting closer to Dee Dee’s table, when suddenly, he was kissing the dirty cafeteria floor. At first, Nate was stunned at what happened, but when he heard ugly laughter, he had a sinking feeling as to what it meant.

dont look at gina’s face in the last panel while drinking milk

There are two major disadvantages to Nate on getting home-schooled. 1. His dad would be the teacher. 2. His dad would be the teacher, meaning Nate would have no chance of hiding his grades from Marty. I suppose there’s a chance Ellen helps teach him, in which case just replace the word ‘dad’ with ‘sister’.

I still think Ms. Godfrey is lying about that…

he can’t be serious about homeschooling

Mrs. Godfrey basically chews Nate out for literally anything, and now if you excuse me, I’m just going to create this little, random scenario that proves Nate can make Mrs. Godfrey mad even by saying the littlest thing :P

Nate walks up to Mrs. Godfrey.

Nate: Z.

Mrs. Godfrey: Z? What about it, Nate? Hmm, now that you mention it, I did go on a date with a celebrity whose name started with a Z. But then, I was DEVASTATED TO HEAR THAT HE CHEATED ON ME FOR ANOTHER GIRL JUST BECAUSE I WASN’T GOOD AND FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR HIM!!!! I TRY TO GET RID OF THAT MEMORY EVER SINCE!!!! AND NATE, SINCE YOU BROUGHT THAT TRAGIC MEMORY UP FOR ME, I’M KICKING YOU TO ALGERIA!

Mrs. Godfrey kicks Nate to Algeria.

Nate: noNOoonoONoonONOnoONOonONOonoONON

Sorry, I had an urge to do this :P

I called it

Homeschooling is not fun. I should know I go to zoom class

part 5 of SCP nate

DISCLAIMER: Contains blood, violence, mild language and horror themes. If you are uncomfortable about any of the above, please don’t read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

(P.S: Nate is an anomaly, not a member of the SCP foundation)

(P.S.S: This is not my strong suit, I apologize in advance for any mistakes)

It was the same deal as killing foundation staff, but kind of different. Walk up to an insurgency member and snap the neck. I didn’t have to do anything special: after all, they still thought I was on their side. The foundation was winning, because the “global occult coalition” showed up. They intercepted the chaos insurgency and started shooting them up. It’s all good. After that I was given a decent sized room and served the rest of my life as a guard. Yay?

But you shot down Nate immediately…

Saving Up Notifications Day 8:

Notification Count: 181

Big Nate is the worse comic strip Foxtrot is soooo much better. Only small brains like Big nate.

Oh well I was really looking forward to picking up a musket and going to war

That’s detention for Nate

Day 3 of saving my notifications: 6 Please guys I need all the replies I can get. So if your seeing this comment just reply or like and that would mean a lot of me. Thank you.

Gina’s face in the last panel lol

She still had a different reaction to each. To Nate, she acted like the idea was ridiculous, and to Gina, she considered it. Still biased, if you ask me.

I predicted this would happen when Nate cut her off last comic!

Saving Notifications day 2: 54 NOTIFICATIONS HOLY FRICK-

I think Mrs. Godfrey is counting down the days until she retires.

I would still say this is Mrs. Godfrey’s fault. Why? Because when Nate proposed the idea first, she should have said what She told Gina.

Mrs. godfrey is good at making up excuses.

Either way she phrased it a lot more nicely for Gina

REKT

MRS. GODFREY UNEXPOSED!!!

Is that so or is she just trying to make nate feel bad

Crud, I almost forgot about the final part of my story! Sorry.

Big Nate and the Big Event – Part 14

The participant #6 drew and wrote a comic strip about her life. This strip got some fans after her time of debate. My friends and I gave a vote for her, just to be nice.

“And now, let’s invite on the stage Nate Wright, Francis Pope, Teddy Ortiz and Coco Riviera of The Tricky Trio. The Villian Games!”

We all came on the stage. The reporter started asking us questions.

“First of all, what made you to take part in this contest?”

“Well, we like reading comics about superheroes, we thought it would be nice to make one”, Francis said.

“Teddy, you were the writer of the story. What inspired you to make the main characters, as they are?”

“Inspirations for Steve, Frank and Claire are my friends and co – authors of the comic – Nate, Francis and Coco”.

“The plot is unusual. Most of creators creates a villian, that makes a crime already. But Vile Virginia kidnappes citizens, to make THEM the contesters of her Games. Why?”

“After years, we learned to not judge a book by it’s cover. Maybe a crime was made by someone, because another person told him/her to do it?”, Coco replied.

Continuation in replies.

day 5 of saving notifs. number: 225

YOU GUYS ASKED FOR A STORY ABOUT YOU SO HERE IT GOES-

THE GOCOMICS COMMENTERS STORY

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Nate “Marty” Wright: hMmMm tIrEs?

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NiceFacingReborn: yEs Sir

Jones Hilbern: I didn’t expect you guys to be here :D

Froggietothemax: oH hI jOnEs

Nate “Marty” Wright: How did banning Debs go?

APieceOfCheese: HI BOIS

Jones Hilbern: TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED CHEESE

APieceOfCheese: WE BANNED DEBS SO GOOD >:D

Can-Dog: yEs dEbS iS gOnE fOrEvEr

Dr. Edgar Zomboss: lol get rekt I un-banned him >:)

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The Man Behind the Slaughter: nO sIrEe mIsTeR bIsTeR I kIlLeD dEbS lOl

Froggietothemax: YAYYY

Can-Dog: WHOOOOOO

everybody cheered

mE (Sandy): gOoD jOb sIr mAn bEhInD tHe sLaUgHtEr

The Man Behind the Slaughter: run Sandy before you get killed

mE: lol no. I’m already dead. >:D

Mrbeast: EVERYBODY GETS MILLION DOLLARS NOW >:D

THE. END.

I MADE IT AS CRINGE AS POSSIBLE JUST AS JONES WANTED >:D

You may have been a biast teacher, but now you are just plain evil.

Guys this will be my last comment RIP

Wow. Mrs. Godfrey is such a psycho!!! >:(

the spamming is lowkey annoying, i liked seeing people y’know actually talk about the comic

Oh get rekt Nate that’s tough right there.

Homeschooling is great, but the problem is you have to put up with your family more.

I sense another war… Remember the pollers vs the anti-pollers? Yeah, well now I bet it’s gonna be the spammers/kids-who-want-to-be-featured vs the ANTIs.

I’m just about done with this strip

Mrs. Godzilla is making this so difficult._.

oh please! the moment NATE shows up, you gotta be a freaking C******** D***! hypocrite!

Ouch

dang shes a liar

Right.

Nate, she never commented to you that your idea had merit like she did to Gina. It was dismissed outright. That does show her dislike for you in her different treatment….

You still responded in a negative way Mrs. Godfrey.

Nate should be thinking: “Oh HoW i HaTe ThEm!”

As an educator, I have a real issue with Mrs. Godfrey myself. She does have favorites, and it’s unfortunate because she and Nate could get along if she was a bit more empathetic.

NO more shcool arcs big nates homeshcool

Knew it.

Oof. That’s tough, and Nate’s wrong, but Mrs. Godfrey still plays favorites, and Gina is the butt of Nate’s life as usual. And I don’t think that Mrs. Godfrey should SHOUT at him, and Gina should shut up her smirk.

Day 3: 7 notifications.

And I can’t really blame Nate for wanting homeschooling. Dad’s kinda weird, but he’s better than Mrs. Godfrey sometimes.

ohhhhhhh that is unfair is she lying

Day 2 of Notification Count: 30

Random poll: what’s your favorite MCU or DCEU movie if you have one

She still responded differently. With Nate she dismissed the idea out of hand, but with Gina she at least considers it and takes it seriously.

Hey, I actually predicted this! Nice!

and now boys and girls marty’s stupid homeschooling

so debs lost

<-(]

Nearing 2000 comments!

hello quincy! how was your day? mine was great!

I have a feeling that Mrs. Godfrey was lying.

Skit

Teddy: Hey guys lets play “Godfrey”!

Nate: NO! I don’t want the ugly being stuck inside my head!

Nate looks at Teddy in shock seeing Mrs. Godfrey’s face

Nate: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nate runs away in fear

Teddy: Hey come here Nate! I need to hand you your detention slip!

Nate wakes up from his horrifying dream

Nate: So, it was just a dre-

Martin Wright: Hey Nate! So I married Mrs. Godfrey!

Nate screams in fear waking up all the surrounding neighbors

Martin and Ellen: WHAT THE HECK NATE!

Nate looks at Martin and Ellen, not seeing Martin and Ellen, but seeing Mrs. Godfrey and another Mrs. Godfrey

Nate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oorGyTuG7dE

Squid and Debs are trying to crash the site by using a bot to spam for them

He’s still right – she didn’t compliment his idea before trashing it. She absolutely treats him worse… but of course, he is a butt head in class.

hey, what do you know? I predicted it, kind of.

what!?

Black

Is ms Godfreys heart

Hey, I’m home schooled!

Aw great this was obviously gonna happen. Welp, that’s what happens when assumptions come in…. (btw, is the spammer gone?)

I’ll be switching accounts back and forth.

I think gina should be in more comics, all of them are great, like evil chad.

Record amount of comments, someone make a BNCW article about this!

poll: Pickles or Spitsy?

I can’t even load up the replies.

Turbo Godfrey

I want to call attention to something. You remember that guy Debs saying Big Nate is communist? Well he is starting something called the B.R.A.F. I don’t know much, but he is making the club on the purpose of hating Big Nate. So if he asks for you to join his club, do not say anything to him.

The group that Debs made is working!

He isn’t even banned, and I bet many people already flagged the dude!

BNRAF = Big Nate Rekts All Fun

….AND detention….AND the latest sardonic smirk that Gina’s notching into her gun-stock……..oh Nate….you’ve DONE it again!!

The commenter “Debs (BNRAF Commander)” has now crossed the line, why you may be asking?

Because they simply liked their own comment.

3878 Comments. If we hit 4000…

Might we actually hit 4000?

hahahhahhahhahhahahaha

We really are gonna hit it.

anyone notice how much comments this strip is getting lately

4K COMMENTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Guys RUBY JOINING THE STRIP http://allnewsnow.online/l/BigNate

im gone for 8 days and we hit 4000 comments in a day wtf

wow so i was wrong but still….. she was way nicer to gina…

Hey guys, so I might actually make a full on story tomorrow, instead of a skit.

So, I’m not sure I’m actually going to put commenters in it, so like I’ll choose one random person who replies to this comment, be in the story.

Has anyone else realized how many comments are on this strip

everything happening here right no is a big yikes

Debs got banned.

welp-

im making one of those gocomics commenter story’s so..

yea if you want to be in it then just say it

Me: Yay, Debs was banned!

Also me: Dang it, the featured has 1496 replies o’ spam.

1000 replies with no spam amazing

Breaking Big Nate Comment Section News: I have reason to believe that Debs is using more than one account. Here are two of his accounts: https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3267743 and https://www.gocomics.com/profile/3267871 Even though Debs has likely gotten banned, he still has at least one more account he can use. I will continue to keep you updated when new evidence in uncovered.

Interview

I just got back on. did debs get banned???

Guys, Squid got banned.

Gocomics crashed for a bit for me.

I feel you nate

SQUID GOT BANNED!

This confirms my supposition that Nate is actually in the Chinese afterlife, the Hell of the Eternal Sixth Grade. A lot of karmic debt to pay off.

ARMYWAYS PART 5 (HAS VIOLENCE AND SEMI LANGUGE, SUCH AS CRAP, TURD, CRUD, HECK, DANG): “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IS HE?” Teddy yelled. “HECK YEAH, HE IS!” Chad yelled. “No, he isn’t,” Nate said. I pulled off the old man’s mask, showing a young man’s face. “How the @#$$ is he a-” “WOAH!” I said. “WATCH. THE. MOUTH.” “What ever,” Francis said. “Crap,” The man said. He almost got to run, but I pinned him to a wall. “Listen, turd fest,” I said. “you aren’t going ANYWHERE in this cruddy city.” “You’re the pits,” the man said. “Shut up.” I said. “Dang you @$$ing fools.” the man said. “You guys curse WAY to much,” Teddy said. “We need a boat,” I growled. “…or a plane!” Ruby said. Chad nodded. “I see it,” Chad said. Chad pointed to a plane. “I’m… not sure we should…” I said. “I’m sure we can do it!” Francis said. “I mean the law, you pinhead,” I hissed in a shushed voice. “Oh…” Ruby said. “We’ll be fine!” Chad, Francis, Ruby, and Chad scoffed. “But you fly, just in case,” Ruby said quickly. “What a great girlfriend I have.” I muttered. “You don’t have to have one,” Ruby snapped. “GUYS!” Francis butted in. “Let’s get the heck out of here!” I sighed. “Yeah. Let’s go.” I said. I got in the pilot seat. Teddy, Francis, and Chad tied up the man. When everyone was in, we flew to the USA. Ruby came in. “Nate,” she said, “I need to talk to you.” I looked at her. “I’m sorry about I said,” I blurted out. Ruby glared at me. “Nate, there’s no way around this.” Ruby said. I gulped. I closed my eyes. “Around… what?” I said very nervously. “Nate,” Ruby said quickly, “I’m breaking up with you.” Quietness was all that was in the room. “WHAT?” I screamed. PART 6 TOMORROW

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Minor Spam

Skit

Sattdeaf: YES, FINALLY! ALL THE SPAM IS GONE!

Me: You sure about that?

Hello guys

Help

what is your favorite food? mine breaded chicken

Hi guys! I didn’t do the story yesterday, I was busy, but anyway here u go! WARNING: I have a very bad reason why Mrs Godfrey is turning into Godzilla.

NATE VS. GODZILLA PT 3 (I THINK)

Nate: Mr. Galvin, why about Mrs. Godfrey??

Mr. Galvin: Well, she is turning taller, and bigger, a little bit green, blue and scaley. There’s got to be a scientific explanation to this!

Nate: Do you know how she has turned like Godzilla?

Mr. Galvin (whispering): I don’t want other students to know! But, I’ll tell you. You see, as you yawned in socia-

Nate (whispering loudly): HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT

Mr. Galvin (whispering): That’s for us to know. Anyway, she fainted in the teachers lounge! By then, I had finished inspecting atomic acid, it was one of my projects over the weekend. I put it in the test tube, about to get my coffee, but the acid went into Mrs. Godfrey’s mouth. Now she is turning into Godzilla, because of the acid.

Nate (whispering): * whimper * Now Mrs. Godfrey has….. atomic breath??

Mr. Galvin: Um… yes.

Nate’s jaw dropped. Mr. Galvin was looking at the ceiling.

Nate: So lemme get this straight, you were testing atomic acid, it went to Mrs. Godfreys mouth, she has atomic breath and is turning into Godzilla?!?!?!?!

Mr. Galvin: SHHHHH

Nate (whispering): sigh…… you were testing atomic acid, it went to Mrs. Godfreys mouth, she has atomic breath and is turning into Godzilla. Whoa.

A big shadow appeared behind Nate. Mr. Galvin yelped. It was the full Godzilla.

PART 4 TOMORROW

It’s time for Daily News!

Good News: The spammer Debs has been banned!

Bad News: Squid haven’t been banned!

Someone called me a minor spammer…

I feel extremely offended.

NO. The fact that she didn’t approve of it from either of them is beside the point. When Nate proposed it she just said “PFFT” and didn’t even listen to him. When Gina proposed it she considered it politely and answered politely. Nate proved his point—she does play favorites.

This teacher is clearly unfit to teach. Except in extraordinary cases, I don’t believe in home schooling—but this seems like a real possibility.

Hi hi

Hello.

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197 notifs, bring me 3 more!

Nate may have jumped the gun, but he still proved her favoritism. She responded very differently to each of them.

Sorry for the delay but I got it

Starwars and big Nate part 1Enjoy!

Part one Big Nate was sleeping. He woke up to find he was in the Death Star. Nate: AHHHH Random stormtrooper: You better come with meNate: Noooooo Help meThey pull Nate out of his “room” and to darth VaderDarth Vader: Well well well look who we have here Nate:WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME Darth Vader: May the force be with all of us Suddenly a cage drops on Nate and darth Vader lifts his Hand and nate starts choking.Part 2 tomorrow

juu

starting tomorrow i’m going to spam just like debs

FYI I will be only responding on Friday and Saturday

Lol by got to go to bed

*bye

It was a sunny day in Gocomicsland when Joe heard a gunshot. In fact, it was so loud that it shattered the window he was looking out of! Joe wasn’t surprised. After all, hypernuclear weapons were the normal that decade. Joe got on his suit and electric crossbow and set out with the rest of the army for the battle of the millenium.

While Joe set off to get into his rocket, Bennevilah was plotting her next despicable plan. She was going to travel over to planet Sam and use cannons to place 100 bombs inside 15 drills. The drills wound then dig into the near center of the earth. Then the drills would release tons of bombs, which would float through the magma core until the bombs reached the center layer of the planet. The center was indestructible, she knew, so once the bombs hit the indestructible material (Samstone), she would activate the bombs. Then they would eject water to harden the lava, and then all the bombs would explode at once, destroying everything but the core. Then she could set up a base on the core, where the master plan would continue…

Major General Samobabka was in a huge spaceship filled with different weapons and soldiers, and the forcefield around it was cracking of the millions of bullets being shot at extreme speeds. “Evacuate the ship!” Yelled Samobabka. Sirens beeped all over the ship as the soldiers climbed into their rockets. “Look out!” warned General Alien6. “Thank you!” replied Samobabka, swerving sharply away just milliseconds before a bomb exploded. “I see something up ahead,” said Samobabka. The army had no idea what terrors were ahead of them…

Bennevilah was sitting on her throne, pondering where she could find an army. After all, she would need backup if the mission failed.TO BE CONTINUED (maybe)

nice, me

sam is pixelated shades

6/10I had experience

This is the wittiest thing I have ever seen in my life, besides Captain Underpants.

I have a feeling she is lying just so she can maintain dominance over Nate

Look at this cool thing! https://www.temporary-url.com/CACFF5

hey guys I’m back

To Nate, she SCOFFED. To Gina, she was going to POLITELY REFUSE. >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This arc was hilarious. Mrs Godfrey came this close to giving away her bias for Gina.

Still, she told her “tables will be lovely” and didnt even reply to nate so its still favorism.

we all know she only said that to cover her butt. she TOTALLY would have done it

YOU JUST SAID PFFT TO NATE. YOU ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT FROM GINA.

Actually, this proves Nate’s point. Even though she had the same meaning, she said no nicely, unlike when Nate asked, she immediately rejected it. Plus, Mrs. Godfrey could’ve heard their bet.

Who bets Godfrey would have said yes but said what she said just to cover up her mistake?

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