Bozo by Foxo Reardon for January 15, 2022

1. This is why Bozo became a door to door flower salesman.

2. If ya not has the money, just say so. Geez!

3. And now, it’s time for some music.

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Bozo comics is like melodious music to the eyes. In these days full of cacophony, Bozo is very essential. Three cheers, a big thumbs up and a big applause of course, for FoXo’s marvellous masterpiece, the picturesque pantomime called BOZO!

1. Butcher. Butcher…butcha wanted a strong man…

2. Kiss Kiss…even Roald Dahl hasn’t foreseen THIS

3. Rip R.I.P. Must be a requiem he’s playing

1. Waiter, there are cigar ashes on my steak!

1) Butcher blocked! 2) Going to the well once too often. 3) Will you tell him, or should I?

The unkindest cut of all.

I went to the bookshelf to see if I could come up with the pianist who pulled that stunt at an actual recital. Spent an enjoyable quarter hour reading other stuff instead.

I like the work conditions at the butcher shop where you can smoke a cigar while cutting meat!

1. If I was Bozo, I “wood” go work at the lumber mill.

2. Bozo has a new girl friend, whether he likes it or not.

3. Victor Borge got the idea for his act from Bozo!

It wasn’t his knife and he didn’t know it was sharp. Two things a butcher masters are where to cut meat and how to keep a knife sharp.

1. His face was sharp as a butcher’s cleaver, but that did not seem to grieve ’er.

2. Now here’s to the health of the next Ole Missus, an’ all the gals that want to kiss us.

3. And if you want to drive away sorrow, come and hear our song tomorrow.

1. It is a nothing that can be fixed with glue and screws. Be more careful next time.

1 Next time try to slice it a bit thinner Bozo.

2 Umbrella Guy having worse luck than Bozo.

3 Play that Funky Music Bozo!

⓵ Get’yer BBQ Special here. Your favorite cut of meat and firewood all in one package.

⓶ Hey lady, those ain’t all yours, and they ain’t free!

⓷ ♩♫♬ Bozo stole that from Victor Borge. ♪♩♫

1) Cleaver Achiever: Bozo shows he’s got the power in the chopping block.

2) Bouquets deliver a Smack: Bozo delivers many bouquets to ladies, and one gives him a kiss!

3) The Prince & the Slips of Paper: Bozo, to sit to play a piano removes paper as he needs from a phone book to make it just right.