Close to Home by John McPherson for March 13, 2021

Better than USPS these days.

Zippity Doo Dah Zippity day, follow the string all the way.

Such a convenient little service they have added. How quaint.

… or call on me your Can phone and I’ll pick up on my Can phone.

Just make sure that the string is taut.

The only problems with this is for one thing it would cause a string shortage and second the whole country would be covered in string.

Reminds me of the carnival game where you pull a string to see if you have won a prize.

I have a fear that Bleeb may pull a string and find Dalcon on the other end.

Do porch pirates know about these?

I think you are stringing me along!

Obviously a local subsidiary of the Hansel and Gretel International Shipping conglomerate.

if it were only that simple.

“Can I help you, sir?”

“Yes, when I received my package, it was empty!!

“What was supposed to be in the package, sir?”

“String!!”

Oddly enough seems more reliable than FedEx

I get these crazy notices from Amazon that my delayed order is going to be delivered today. IT NEVER GIVES THE ORDER NUMBER, so what’s the point?

Does this have anything to do with string theory?

Too many strings attached.

Bleeb will help track.

Better than bread crumbs.

I’d be an improvement for the Post Office.