FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 05, 2021

I wouldn’t blame Jason on this one.

If her boyfriend likes the smell and taste of mustard, that may work.

Better than using the mayo in the squeeze bottle. At least she’ll have some color.

You’d think she could tell by the smell.

“Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

They got the mustard ouuuut ! – Once more with feeling

My husband’s younger sister used to use Crisco.

No, you just have to take them off when you’re in the house. Much simpler.

Um…isn’t a splotchy tan a bad thing?

She’s not going to get any dates with that perfume.

And now, you know

Are we sure this wasn’t one of Jason’s pranks all along?

Is she going back for the onions and relish?

eeew, wouldn’t she have SMELLED that much mustard? gross…

One of my ex SILs was addicted to tanning from high school on. She even crocheted a bikini that allowed for an all over tan but kept her modesty. When she was 30 she was diagnosed with 4th stage breast cancer that had metastasized. She did not make it to 33. But she was proud of her tan.

Might work as a sun screen……

Anyone every hear of a Mustard Plaster? You had to dilute the mustard for topical use, it burns. Paige would have known something was wrong inside of two minutes.

She thinks she’s a hot dog