FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 16, 2021

lambskin keyboard… oh, how original of an update

It might be quieter than a standard keyboard. The silence of the lambskin keyboard.

Okay, she’s doing this on purpose.

By the way, note the very 1990s assumption that a single computer will do for a family of four.

Could be worse Jason, Any one else remember the eMachines eOne? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkDM9Ijckc

Some things never change, each iphone update adds so little that I wonder why update it. Only big thing is camera and I think most people can live fine with the quality of cameras they have now.

Don’t forget the gnashing of teeth, rending of garment and wailing, Jason.

What?! The vegetarian wants lambskin?!

Go for the zebra print keyboard. It’ll make the computer run faster.

Buy this model in a few weeks after the release of the new model. The price will have dropped.

I’d wait for a bit. Gives you time to think it over.

There will be a great wailing and flossing of teeth!