Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 15, 2021

Don’t you hate it when you have to switch to decaf?

Pschearer’s Laws of Studies:

1. For every study there is an equal and opposite study.

2. If Law 1 appears not to be true, just wait.

3. Every study must call for more studies.

You know how different Broomie is from others…never knew anyone to gulp freshly-brewed coffee!

Coffee = good. All that crap you dump in to make it not taste like coffee = bad.

I’ve been monitoring my blood pressure for years and have never seen any indication that coffee/caffeine increases it.

Following the science is trickier than people would have you believe.

Coffee is the Schrödinger’s cat of beverages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxsasUHzaQ

Well, if it hasn’t killed you after 1500 years, why worry?

Lie to me, you wonderful cup of coffee, about the things we’re going to get done today..

Coffee! It’s not “just” a beverage….

“I like coffee, I like tea, I like the java jive and it likes me”…