Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 19, 2021

When guys from Brooklyn pretend they know what they’re talking about when they move to the country.

Oops, not fast enough, Tommy. You missed him.

That might be true if he lived in the world of “Avatar: The Last Airbender.”

And this is funny HOW?

who…?

Those porcupine-birds are pretty rare in these parts. Consider yourself fortunate that you have a dad like me who can point these things out to you.

Enjoy it now while you can dad. Kids grow up, and the more they grow the more refined their BS meter becomes. (Which is a good thing.)

Well that put a smile on Tommy’s face !

wait until the kid goes online and finds out the truth!

Next up – a couple of empty milk bottles on the ground. “Look! A cow’s nest.”

We all know that it really is a red crested porcupine owl!

That’d be a hoot.

Aw, look. That bear cub wants you to play with him.

Those must be some glasses, Dad.

…and them’s good eatin’.

ah… I really wanted to see that !!!

As the kid thinks, “Boy, Dad’s really groovin’ on those special mushrooms I snuck into his omelet for breakfast.”

When it gets scared, it throws very sharp feathers with its tail.

Next in fictitious lines, the April fools’ bunny squares off with a toothless ferry barnacle.