B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2021

If only it was that easy.

“Beach Blanket Bunko!”

Man, look at those muscles on that babe!

If only it were so easy.

His ‘moobs’ are sagging, and will be the first part(s) to sag & fall off …

Gives new meaning to mussel beach……

Beach please! :-P

Enjoy it while it lasts!

Talk about your sculpted looks!

First muscle beach?

I don’t have to fret about “swimsuit season.” Reason number 38 why I’m glad I’m not a girl.

I was a 98-lb weakling till I lost weight. :-p

As a self-likeness, it lacks something. Legs? A swimsuit? Likeness?

Well, there you go. Muscle Beach meets Muscle Shoals and it’s music to my ears. I lost my 6 pack years ago but my wetsuit makes me look awesome. …well less pudgy.

Where are the feet? That “body” has no sole.

Beach fantasy body…..

Got the nose right but from there it went downhill.

And just over the next hill is prehistoric Calvin making a giant sand bully to go and kick sand in the beach-body sculpture’s face.

Watcha dune? ☺

Embellished it just a bit.

I can’t believe I laughed at that one…

heys ripped

he’s

So, are we not to believe any of the Emperors depicted by statues were as grand as they seem?

Just in time for the tsunami. Where’d he get the sand, there’s no holes in sight?

Sand castle building really develops those knee calluses.