Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 15, 2021

Start with “assault ants.”

Is that Shelob or one of the spiders from Mirkwood ?

Arachnis deathicus!

“Death spider?” Send it to Megamind; he could use one. https://www.google.com/search?q=megamind+spider+gif&client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=ALeKk01081ynJs2v-2jGGwOHLfQtj7St8A:1615788728095&source=lnms&tbm=isch&biw=1920&bih=966#imgrc=NOS7nkalW2qTtM

Too late. The inmates are in charge of the asylum.

Hey, guys, just so you know, I’ll post my story every day, but weekends. Part 6 below

WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 6a (written with Blanche’s perspective)

I thought my husband passed away, but then… he woke up! “The Huns hadn’t kidnapped Gwen!” he shouted, hardly breathing.“Wiz! Thank God, you’re alive!” I screamed and hugged him. That’s true, I was scared. “Whoa, what’s happening?” he asked. “You just passed out on the ground. We worried about you”, Rodney explained. “No, the fortuneteller just contacted with me” Wizard replied. “She wanted to give me really important news”. “Okay, what is it?” Wiz told us everything. Turns out, Huns weren’t lying. I couldn’t believe the King wanted to make fools of us. We had to think of a different plan.

If you’re confunsed, check out comment section for March, 12, 2021. Part 6b in replies

How about an Assassin Bug

Of if he gets a whole group of Ravens or Iguanas,

… he can have a Slaughter

Would this be an upgrade on the spiders he dropped on the Huns on the 5th (https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2021/03/05?ct=v&cti=2208697)?

I’m okay with all of that. I just don’t want to face the plain old Mosquito.

The Wiz is slipping!

Death spider! Is that all you got? Not only do we have Murder Hornets, we got Africanized Killer bees, bullet ants, swarms of locusts. Don’t get me stated on the gigantic gators on Florida golf courses. And just in time for Spring Break we got Great White Sharks. Oh did I forget the pandemic? You got to really step up your game.

Slaughter butterflies?

Ahhh … Clyde has a guest cameo appearance … all the way from Dick Tracy Land.