bacon by Lonnie Millsap for March 08, 2021

I feel attacked.

Spot reduction is a myth.

Hey! I do sit-ups! 4 times. every morning, when I hit the Snooze button.

Lost in the Battle Of The Bulge.

Thank goodness for censors.. else we would be seeing a different shaped bulge.

Weirdest coffin ever made.

Planks are better than situps.

Dig a deeper hole.

Must be some really shallow soil and high bedrock levels.