Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 22, 2021

Happy wife…..happy life.

Got the Christmas decorations down I see.

Yeah, me too.

Aren’t all wives?

Give her coffee STAT! ;D

Caffeine can’t do everything! Perhaps she needs a “Mother’s little helper?”…

Which means it’s time to tread very carefully!

My late husband was lucky. I’m a morning person & he’s a night person. I got up, ate etc. & went to the gym. When I got home he was just finished getting dressed. He ha his breakfast as I was I eating lunch. Made life much easier.

Expected a skull & crossbones flag out front

Just as well go for 12 hours!

No flag today.

Yup

i am kind of the same as her…i am not a morning person, however i have to be at work by 7:30 am…i do NOT like talking or dealing with people until about 8:30 am…lucky for me…i usually don’t have to deal with people until then…so, i totally get where she is coming from…

So does my wife!

I was hoping for a United Federation Of Planets Flag. =/\=

Might need a tune up……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX8jRDHLM6U

I’ve always been a morning person. I love the smell of a fresh, new day outside, the birdies are singing and the lack of people-noises.

Where is the house flag? Maybe something with just a sun on it?

And then it’s Happy Hour, and a glass of wine takes the B$%^H right out of her.

I’m in a good mood when I wake up. But I always wake up naturally after I’ve had enough sleep. Anyone who wakes up from an alarm didn’t get enough sleep and will be grumpy.

It’s understandable if she’s gone that long without coffee.

Me too.

Me too!

What a horrible person she is. Toxic and miserable. Poor Ralph.