Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 10, 2021

Do you have a…..fun-house mirror?

Fat chance.

Talk about miracle fabrics…

How about reinforced Spandex?

If you find one, let me know.

Stealth technology. You can’t even see the plane sitting on the runway.

Terrible salesman. He should be fired. Any clothing salesman should be there to tailor to the needs of the customer, not make putdowns. I and the professor has a lot in common and I look great in a jacket that encompases my physique. Two of my favorite jackets were sold by a good salesman who recognized my need and provided for me, not his jollies.

Law suit? …at least it would make his wallet slimmer

This is a clothing store, Cosmo. Tents are sold elsewhere.

This reminds of the time I walked into a barbershop and was seated. The barber said “what can I do for you, Sir?” I said I need a haircut that will make me look like George Clooney." He said “Sir we perform sartorial duties not miracles!”

Try the ‘Push Back’ Diet. Worked for me.

nicely played

Let’s see… try extra wide shoulders, a loose, sloppy cut, a tie that’s about 4 inches too long, baggy pants …. nah. That doesn’t work.

He isn’t fat, he is “ height challenged”.

Special mirror

Have you called Jenny yet?

Cosmo’s in good shape…if you consider round a shape.

(rimshot) Yes, folks, Groucho Marx lives on!