Herman by Jim Unger for March 25, 2021

They’re going to Reno instead.

Does he get 50% off the cost of the honeymoon suite if only one of them uses it?

Or you could try changing one of the two tickets to a different destination.

So the bride-to-be had a change of heart? :D

Wedding Cakes (Tell Me She Is Breaking Up With That Old Guy Of Mine)…

Don’t be so hasty – she’ll be crawling back.

I think this is a flashback to 42 years ago.

https://www.gocomics.com/herman/2021/03/14

Nobody goes to Acapulco anymore.

That didn’t last very long.

Who sorry now? Herman!

My wife and I honeymooned in Acapulco a long, long time ago. It was really nice. I’ve heard that now it’s trashed, thanks to the drug cartels.

The marriage has been consummated, he got ____ed!

You will lose your deposit.. go anyway. Chances are good you will get at least as lucky without her.

Is that the Carmen Miranda look?

Mi esposa no es simpatica.

A match made in hell.

Was it the seven minute itch?

I guess the honeymoon is over. (never started)

That’s the icing on the cake

Runaway Bride.

And tell the limo driver to shut off the meter.