Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 30, 2021

He’s good. I don’t think I see anything wrong with him. I guess that’s why he’s the doctor and not me.

He’s due for a rhinoplasty.

ingrown horn.

looks like he’s a RINO – a rhino in name only…

Maybe he just tried putting his horns back on in the dark?

Inverted tuskolitis, quite common this time of year.

Some rhinos get inverted hornitis but it’s nothing to worry about.

When they come out the other end, it’ll be a real pain in * *.

Rhinoceros horns are hardened hair, not ivory.

I miss the days when doctors were diagnosticians

Come on, people…he’s just horn-y… why am I always the one who has to “go there”?

Until the plastic surgery he was just a hippo…

Horns of a dilemma.

It’s a birth defect.

I think he’s getting the point.

Looks like an ingrown horn.